- You know you’re old when you see pictures of your friends driking beer and having a good time and you realize that there’s no way you could keep with them.
- You know you’re old when you see the above pictures and think “man, don’t they have to go to work in the morning?”
- You know you’re old when you cannot motivate yourself to get out and run, even if it’s around your own neighborhood
- You know you’re old, when you start thinking that you’re old.
Add your contribution to the list in the comments, if you’re not too old to figure that out.


5. You know you’re old when you’ve narrowed down your drinks. And it’s not whatever the special is that night.
6. You know you’re old when you’ve discovered parts of your hip joints you never knew you had… because they started hurting.
7. You know you’re old when staying in on a Friday night doesn’t sound like a bad idea.
8. You know you’re old when you don’t care how cool a car is, you only care about how comfortable it is.
9. You know you’re old when you start to complain about the kids having the music up too loud.
10) You know you are old when your “baby” is older now than you were when she was born.
11) You know when you are old when your kids have no idea who “woody woodpecker” is.
10. You know you’re old when you start thinking about the things you’d like to do–before you die.
You know your old when you go home for a quickie… and its a quick nap.