Virgin lay, no more

Folks, it happened yesterday. I layed my first trail, so I am no longer a virgin lay. I have a bunch of pictures that I’ll be posting at some point somewhere, I just don’t know where yet. Here are the stats of the trail that I layed. BTW, everyone seemed to be happy with the food (BBQ Beef and Chicken fajitas, with fixins and sides) and we drank all the beer. Yay!

Trail: 1st Lays Gone Wild
Trail#: 1187
Date: October 9, 2005
Hares: Day Old Fish, Ring Around The Panty, Spankin’ Little Midget Whore Bitch, Just Scott M., Just
Dan (Apple #9)
Start: Walnut Creek Park
Beercheck#1: Intersection of Lincolnshire Drive and Gamaas Drive
Beercheck#2: N30 24.353 W97 42.447
End: Balcones District Park
Start Time: 3:40PM
End Time: 5:54PM
Miles: 5.5
Min Elev: 652 ft.
Max Elev: 767 ft.
Temp in Circle: 82°F
Pack: 43
New Boots: 5
Visitors: 0
Wankers: 8
Awards: 2 (Ring Around The Panty=1st Lay, Spankin’ Little Midget Whore Bitch=1st Lay)
Namings: 2 (Just Rafael (Apple #8)=Ring Around The Panty, Just Jesse=Spankin’ Little Midget Whore
Bitch)
Transplants: 0
Trail: See attached maps (GPS track courtesy of Lewis and Cock)

This is the elevation profile:

This is the route that was taken.


I got me a cool bag that I can use to mark future trails. I think that I’ll be haring again. I liked it that much.

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Comments

  1. dayoldfish says:

    I hope you learned something

  2. Late Nite Drive Thru says:

    isn’t this a bit much? elevation profile and route maps? geez…you guys are very detailed about this stuff ain’t you?

  3. Rafael says:

    You better believe it

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