This is just too funny. I love the onion and I really love how this news reporter really takes the news seriously. I think that anyone that has ever listened to NPR or some other news on the radio can relate to the delivery.
I love the part about gaining special powers by eating an entire fried chicken.
If you think about it, just about everything that they say has a subtle truth to it. Gotta love it.
I’ve seen these video clips all over the TV, I’ve always wondered how they got those shots…

