I had some Chinese food for lunch the other day. I think I ate about half my body weight during that engorgement session.

Seriously, I think I may have eaten too much.

The whole time I was there, I kept wondering if the workers there secretly hated me. Something else, have you ever noticed that some restaurant’s customers are rather portly, while other restaurant’s customers aren’t?

Gotta love it when your church friends send you that video.

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